Ok ok ok, new lyrics to the same song

Have you a minute or two to see if you
Could lose your hair if frightened
I would like to know
I think you would, it's true, but don't feel blue
I think the tension's heightened
So let's start the show
This is a line I wrote to fill a space
Let me take you to, another place

I think you'll see, what hairloss used to be
They now have cures, so don't you worry

Hmm....a bit odd perhaps, but fuck it

Why can't I write a good set of lyrics?

Music is a piece of piss to write, but lyrics are bastards.

Where do I start? I don't want to write about something if I don't have anything profound or intriguing to say; many a song has been ruined by corny lyrics.

If I could write funny lyrics I'd do that. But my sense of humour sucks.

Here's an example of something I wrote....be warned:

Would you ever live your life again?
If you have no regrets you're probably alone
Again and again you say if not now when?
If you keep stalling you'll be left all on your own
Come with me, take a look at my face
Let me take you to another place

etc.

Why was Britain not one of the original six signatories to the Treaties of Rome in 1957?

I only wish I knew.

Apparently trawling through 30 different books is a fruitless exercise if you want an answer to this. Why did I fucking pick this question?